Seriously, I’m not here to man-bash. I’m just trying to help. (yeah, I think this will be an ongoing feature)
- When filling out your online profile, do not list “shopping at Sears and BestBuy” as one of your favorite things to do. For realz.
- Stop posting self-portraits taken on your cell phone. What, you don’t have friends or family that have a) taken pictures with you b) taken pictures of you?? Or do you seriously spend that much time in front of a mirror?
- On the subject of your profile pictures – please put your shirt back on.
- Gentleman, I’d seriously reconsider mentioning your professional and homeownership stats in the first line of your ‘about me’ sections. And for that special guy who messaged me the other day – I’m really not interested in your B-School GPA. Sorry.
- When describing who you’d like to meet, cut out that ’someone who I feel chemistry with’ crap. Thats a given. Try to be a bit more intelligent with your descriptions.
Mr. Online-dater – take my advice and maybe I’ll wink back.
wait wait wait a minute… put our shirts on? Stop showing SOOOO much cleavage and then saying that you’re not that type of girl! And what’s wrong with spending time in front of a mirror? Maybe if some of the women actually did that maybe they wouldn’t have such an unjustified, high opinion of themselves.
Dear Mr. Online dater,
You make a fine point – Miss Online Dater has made her fair share of mistakes. Perhaps Woman vs. Date needs to take a look at her peers to see what tips we could share with the ladies. Now seriously, please do put that shirt back on. And no, not the tight tee shirt with humorous graphic.
Yours,
MindDaGap