This is from over a year ago – but had to share. (Names and websites have been censored to save me from embarrassment.)
Senorita (&*^*&*^%,
You are a beautiful flower. Like no other in this digital landscape known as *&(*&(.
Come with me and I will show you a world of pleasures. I will take you on a Norwegian Cruise, but we won’t go to Norway. We will go to E’Spain where we will spend the days riding the coast with you on the back of my most precious stallion.
Once there I will paint you a picture. A picture of you, and of me, together, as we ride to paradise on the wings of sheer artistry.
Mi Amor, write back to me, before my lonely heart overcomes me.
Yours My Love,
M
I’m going to g-vomit (gag & then vomit) . . .